i’m surrounded by ugly idiots – 22

the phrase “merry crisis” has never been more accurate

here he is, the heir, the saviour.

joe mama is out there living their best life

vy: do you mind?
dagmar: not really, you go ahead

here he is! 420 (blaze it) smith, the heir of generation 7!!

vy: good luck with that

here is some information, not much to say really

i’ve already decided to get 420 abducted as much as possible to get some alien x plantsim babies

but first he’s gonna help his little sister grow up
da vinky: i’m just happy to be involved

she doesn’t have black hair, this is refreshing

good

carrying on the tradition of getting a promotion on the first day of work!

joe mama had a birthday

*the tiktok voice* DA VINKYYYY?

hugh is just stood there waiting for 420 to stop trying to save da vinky so he can carry on being a dick

da vinky: thank you for saving me my younger? older? brother
420: literally don’t mention it again

oh

she looks no different

aliens were being dicks so 420 changed aspirations except he doesn’t have enough points for the summon aliens perk thing hahaha fuck sake

new aspiration

ankha zone: hey guys look
dagmar: not now sweetie the grown ups are talking

probably should have changed vy back to human before changing heirs but oh well

new job going well

oh my god crystal are you still bitching about your glitchy hair?

well 420 was too slow so he couldn’t get to da vinky in time, so he’s gone. rest in peace da vinky, sorry

finally got the perk!!

and a promotion

baby time lets gooooo

aliens: no thank you

happy birthday dagmar!

bump!! also the pictures on the wall just ignore them, my lighting is a bit glitched in the photobooth but am not gonna lie to you i can’t be arsed fixing it so just accept it’s fucked

promotion

new lore just dropped, anyone crystal kills curses their hairstyles

*loud cheers*

apparently i missed some picture taking at some point

it’s a boy! he’s called fortnite. i’d like to imagine someone going back to the beginning of my story, seeing the thought out funny bits and now i just cba and call a kid fortnite for the meme

ankha zone: take me with you

thank you

joe mama fell asleep in their food

420: mother help
vy: sorry sweetie you’re no longer my problem

fingers crossed everyone!!

why are you cute? you’re generation 8 of an uglacy i am going to unalive myself.

so anyway on a personal note i’m sorry this has been going on for 3 years i am just very lazy but i appreciate all the reads and comments. i mainly post stories for my own amusement because i’ve forgotten how to play games without sharing them but if i make one person do that ~breathing air out of nose~ laugh then i’m happy

torch-holders – 7
perma-platinum sims – 6
shrink visits – 6
social bunny visits – 0
social worker visits – 0
fires – 4
pee selves – 82
pass outs – 59
accidental deaths – 13 (9 saved)