i’m surrounded by ugly idiots – 15

everyone is concerned for this family

starting with the good

brief moment to show that hugh is actually a good parent and crystal has a chance

so the twins have a bedroom now. but where are the twins??

one’s on the floor next to a puddle of pee

and the others on the floor next to dirty bottles. excellent. we’re really good at this

i really miss brooke

crystal’s cupcakes are that bad even cole won’t eat them

do ghosts break things? because hugh has been powering through fixing things

crystal was playing this game and let me tell you!! i need this guy!! in my uglacy!! where are you mister?

this surely cannot be my fault

twin birthday time

alexa

despacito

same aubrey

larry must really miss his daughter

this is just sweet

allen that is rude!!

thank god for aubrey

never mind

god damn it aubrey

fantastic, going as well as can be expected

crystal is playing on the playground!! finally!! nobody has ever used this on their own before

oh it was really that close huh

i like her

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crystal is a fantastic big sister

same

i’ve been looking at all the kids and i’m choosing alexa for heiress. i love her face, and her hair colour!! fight me

wow within 2 seconds of taking that picture

despacito looks happier about being a child now

this flu is that bad crystal got two notifications about it

oh my god. oh my god. a bed glitch. we’re blessed!

despacito is too cute for the half way mark

cheers whoever did this

aubrey is precious and i don’t ever want to lose her

we need to break things up a bit so it’s time for a vacation!!

reception: business or pleasure?
hugh: making my family someone elses problem

come on guys at least look like you want to be here!!

see aubrey that’s the spirit

the guy who spawned to teach the hula is *chefs kiss* gonna stick him in the memory bank

i kept getting lots of pop ups about crystal learning cooking skills and she’s just sat in the room watching tv. and look at her winking at me, like she knows

whoops

i made a mistake really, they have no way of feeding themselves so it was up to hugh to keep ordering room service.

we’re done here time to head home

first thing that pops up at home, we’re definitely done here

torch-holders – 4
perma-platinum sims – 4
shrink visits – 1
social bunny visits – 0
social worker visits – 0
fires – 2
pee selves – 35
pass outs – 35
accidental deaths – 4 (2 saved)